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    The Zodiac Gamer
    So with 2016 now well and truly underway, what do the stars hold secret regarding your valuable gaming time?
    Studies show that people believe the untapped potential of Astrological knowledge could hold the secret to success in all aspects of your life, and that possibly by harnessing these secrets we might better be able to pursue a more successful gaming future!
    Could the stars hold secrets for YOU?


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    Capricorn
    With the New moon in your chart, this is an excellent time for you to build stronger connections and change in interesting ways. Perhaps some multiplayer Tropico 5 will open your aura to new ways of seeing that special someone.
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    Aquarius
    Oooooh, I’m not gonna lie, it doesn’t look good for you. An alignment between Venus and your ruler means that you simply are not going to beat that boss no matter how hard you try. Might be a good week to dust off some of those graphic adventures like “Night of the Rabbit” or “The Book of Unwritten Tales 2”.
    And watch someone else play it.
    And then use a walkthrough.
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    Pisces
    Bright skies ahead for Pisceans with Jupiters link to the sun in their sign. This is the week where even the likes of Dark Souls II will prove no match for your skills.
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    Aries
    I am showing you the direction in which you should travel. How can you tell which direction I am showing you? Only my words give any indication, but when you first read my words, what mental image sprang forth from the ether?
    I am nothing if not a helpful astrologer.
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    Taurus
    Alignments, alignments, alignments. From Venus to Pluto you have so many alignments that you could be in danger of developing your own gravity well.
    This is the week to put conclusions to big decisions to ensure a favourable outcome.
    So avoid Tell Tales “Game of Thrones”.
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    Gemini
    I dare say with Mercury, Jupiter and The Sun all aligning in your chart that you can feel your guild members are becoming a bit burdensome with their constant demands on your time, but sadly these demands are something only you can fulfil. Luckily your chart shows a surfeit of success, so it might finally be time for you to lead that raid, or usurp the guild master!
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    Cancer
    Meh, going to be a dull week for you.
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    Leo
    Try to avoid the subtle problems thrown at you by the alignment of Jupiter and the Sun and instead concentrate on the larger more obvious ones. You will never get to the end of the level if you are so concentrated on finding the secret trinket that you miss the boulder rolling towards you.
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    Virgo
    The conjunction of Mercury and the Sun plus harmonious alignments from your ruler to Jupiter and Venus show this to be the ideal time for you to finally use all those health potions you have accrued in Baldurs Gate Extended edition and finally take down Sarevok
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    Libra
    Once everyone wanted to be normal, then eccentricities and the desire to be unique took over.
    This is still no excuse to play as a Gnome in World of Warcraft.
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    Scorpio
    Mars remains in your sign, imbuing you with strength, determination and potential. This is certainly the week for you to get back in the driving seat and post some world beating track times in I-racing.
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    Sagittarius
    As your ruler now completes a harmonious alignment to the Sun, several fascinating discoveries begin to be made. Clearly this is the time for you to fully immerse yourself into the open world exploration exemplified by the Tamriel or Fallout universes.
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    Remember, for more lengthy insights, don't hesitate to contact my Patreon for a more personalised reading.





    • unclecid
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      wtf is a patreon

    • Belimawr
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      unclecid google says.....

      Patreon is a crowdfunding platform popular with YouTube content creators, musicians, and webcomic artists. It allows artists to obtain funding from their fans or patrons, on a recurring basis, or per artwork.

    • JackRabbit
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      You would be amazed at how difficult it is for those of us with easy access to the secrets of the universe to make ends meet ¬¬.
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