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    It's no secret I think FPS games were at their peak back in the days of UT99, so I have some copies of this up for grabs.

    This FPS games going back to their roots and cutting the bullshit, so in that vein the thing that bugs me the most at the moment are bullshit quits they are toxic and usually just some random bollocks.

    So for your chance to win all you have to do is come up with your best bullshit quote based around gaming.

    Contest cut off is 23:59 GMT on the 31st May, multiple entries are allowed if you think you can do better, but at the end of the contest you must pick your favorite to be judged. also extra points will be given for effort making something that is funny and looks good. all entries are to be posted in this thread.

    Contest is over, Winner is JackRabbit

    • JackRabbit
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      JackRabbit commented
      Editing a comment
      " There was no conflict of interest, we just let him review the games his girlfriends company was producing. But now we see that this could be misconstrued so he won't do it any more."
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